Bloopity is my middle name
No, my mother's not to blame.
It all began when I was born
I came out feeling rather forlorn.
I didn't cry, I didn't scream
In fact, I shone with neonatal sheen.
The nurses were also very nice
They all smelled of Edelweiss.
I remember in particular: Namaha
Her laugh was a roadside brouhaha.
Have I mentioned lusty Piu yet?
Her boots are made for walking, I'll bet.
I can't believe I missed Antoo
Super-starched and straight hair too.
Then there was Sharan, a total goon
She'd always hum some sinister tune.
Sonal was the sweet, nervous sort
Her nose in particular had me floored.
Lord, those days were so much fun
The paediatricians partied till the rising sun.
Bloopity is my middle name
But my nurses loved me all the same.